We’ve all had them. Those really awkward moments that you wish you could take back, and you don’t think you’ll ever be able to look back and laugh about. Well don’t worry were here to do the laughing for you! We’ve scoured the web and compiled our favorite oh man was that awkward sex confessions.
Can You Hear Me Now?
Accidentally FaceTimed my mom mid-act. Thankfully, she’s technologically-deficient enough to where she just held the phone up to her ear normally and kept saying “Hello?” (not seeing anything) while I frantically hit the “End Call” button about a thousand times.
Doggy Style
At girlfriend’s house, her parents were out of town for vacation for a week so we thought we wouldn’t be interrupted. Her dog came in the room and licked my ass right as I came.
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you
One time, my now-wife and I were fooling around in the front seat of my car in the middle of a parking lot late at night. We were both sitting in the passenger seat with me on her lap. A cop came up to the driver’s side window and I had to crawl back across to open it. He took a look at the two of us, paused, and then said, ‘Ladies, while I appreciate your attempts at intimacy, this is a private park and you have to leave.
Silly Muggle
I once went down on my girlfriend whilst she was reading Harry Potter in bed. After about 5 minutes of drinking from the ambrosia fountain without barely a moan, I come up for air and find she is still reading Harry Potter and “just wants to get to the end of the chapter and she’ll be right with me.
ValeDICKtorian
I was in the 11th grade at my high school and a teacher was offering mega extra credit if people could help with the curtains and such for the graduation of the seniors. It was extra credit I needed so I signed up. My girlfriend at the time had a thing with fucking in public so mid-ceremony we were going at it right behind the curtains at the back of the stage on a table when the table collapsed, ripping the curtain down with it. I’m standing there with my boner pointing towards the proud parents and such when she stands up. Her older brother was in the process of being handed his diploma when all this happened and her parents were in the audience. Yeah, definitely awkward. I ended up getting the extra credit, passing the class, getting expelled, and getting my ass handed to me by a 6’3″ future Marine for fucking his little sister all in the same day. Oh, and her parents were filming the graduation ceremony.
