Sex is really great when everything goes right. It’s still great when things don’t go perfectly, but it can be a little awkward. If any of these situations have happened to you, you’re not alone. We’ve got some advice to help save yourself if you ever find yourself in these situations again.
We’ve all been there at least once. That completely spontaneous sex that you were absolutely unprepared for. Things start getting hot and you remember you are wearing the most comfortable, but absolutely least sexy underwear you own. Next time try to find ANY excuse to go to the bathroom hide those unsightly granny panties in your bag and pretend you are just one of those super sexy commando chicks.
I’m not sure which is worse: seeing your man in a pair of absolutely adorable undies or seeing him rock a pair of them like we’re the crazy ones for laughing. Try to indulge his playful side and offer him a spanking…or strip him down to remove the temptation to giggle.
Unless your partner is into golden showers, nothing can kill the mood faster than saying you have to take a pee break. It’s even worse if you try to just hold it in. Next time, ask if he wants to move things into the shower, then tell him to give you a second to get the water warm.
You’re caught up in the moment; things are getting hot and steamy and then the question come ups: “Tell me what you want me to do to you.”
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….And you blank…err…um… Exactly what you are doing? If dirty talk isn’t your forte, don’t stress too much and just keep it simple with the old stand-by’s. “I want you in my pussy/mouth.” “I want you to fuck me.” Don’t put too much thought into it, or if all else fails, don’t even bother answering his question. Just compliment him with “You fuck me so good,” or “I love your hard/thick/fat cock.”
Have an awkward moment you want to share? Or need advice to resolve one? Let us know in the comments below!
