Here’s the thing, I must say I’ve never even considered oral sex lubricants. I mean, I’ve got a mouth so…inherent lubricant, right? And yet, having stumbled across a product with the tagline: “SUBSTITUTE THAT TOOTHBRUSH WITH A DICK!,” I have to say I’m pretty damned intrigued. It’s also rather awesome that it has a variety of ancillary uses besides keeping your teeth and gums healthy, such as working as a:
- Hand lotion,
- Lip gloss,
- Massage oil, and
- Nipple cream
But here’s the skinny on this nifty product, directly from the manufacturer’s website:
“Blowpaste has sodium bicarbonate (baking soda) which neutralizes and removes odors from the mouth[…] It works against acidic pH, which helps bring your mouth back to normal and keep your teeth healthy. Sodium bicarbonate also has the ability to reduce the buildup of plaque on your teeth. The blend of peppermint and wintergreen essential oils are also very effective in combating bad breath [as well].”
If that’s not enough to get you to give it a try, Blowpaste flavors kind of have the best names ever:
- Minty Sanchez
- Cinnamoan (definitely my favorite)
- Orangasmic
Ok, so what else is important to know? Well, the company is extremely health conscious so:
Ingredients
- Xanthan Gum
- Aloe Vera
- Vegetable Glycerin
- Peppermint Oil
- Wintergreen Oil
- Sodium Bicarbonate
- Distilled Water
+’s
- Vegan
- Gluten free
- No preservatives
- Aloe Vera improves digestive system
They’re also big into sex education as well—supporting Bedsider—so we would be remiss in not mentioning their cautionary instructions as well:
While this product can be used for intercourse, be aware of ingredient allergens and it should not be used for such if one is prone to infections.
Now, show of hands, who plans on using this for it’s oral benefits/as oral encouragement?
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*raises hand*
