This weekend we’re talking about some of the strangest products on the market for breasts. That’s right, there is an entire market dedicated to products designed solely for women’s breasts.

Electro-Shock Breast Massager

If you like to add a little voltage to your mammary bags then look no farther! The Sunmas Breast Massager is not promoted as a shock-cessory however. It uses TENS pain-relief technology in an attempt to “stimulate female hormones and pregnant hormones” in the breast. Giving your boobs that full pregnant glow without the growing abdomen.

Nipple Bleach

If you are unhappy with the shade of your nipples then don’t worry. If you thought bleaching was only for your hair, rectum, and armpits you were wrong. There is actually bleach designed specifically with nipple coloration in mind.

Faux Nipples

If bleach won’t give your nipples enough of a makeover there are stick on nipples available in a multitude of shades. However there is a minor drawback, you will be walking around with your nipples perpetually erect, no matter how warm, or utterly not turned on you are.

If you aren’t looking for a total breast makeover, you could always just go for a breast massage and mask. Think of it as a facial, except these gold and cologne infused masks are for your twins. And then let the girls take a nap on a kush boob pillow to prevent sagging and sweating. We will see you next Saturday for some seriously strange loving!

Welcome to our Seriously Strange Sex Series. You ever feel like there are things about you or your sexy parts that are just too strange? Or maybe that fantasy of yours seems a little too out there to ever say out loud. Well have no fear, you are not alone. We all have a something we deem strange about ourselves or our sexual preferences. In this series, we’re going to take a look at some of the crazier sides of sex and sexuality. So buckle up folks, things are about to get freeee-kaaaay!