
Silver bells, glittering lights, snow covered streets, and wreath covered nipples, yep you read that right. The company Boohoo is now selling festive nipple covers shaped like wreaths and presents, these holiday pasties come complete with bells to jingle. Check out these innovative ways to deck the holes and humps of your body this holiday season!
Nipple Wreath Covers

Boohoo was selling these fabulous festive sparkling green and red pom pom wreaths for £5.00 and women everywhere couldn’t wait to get in the Christmas spirit! But then the price dropped with a 20% off sale and the website quickly sold out of the novelty nipple covers, that cam complete with 2 bells in the center of each wreath so you could jingle all the way. If you didn’t get a chance to snag a pair for yourself don’t worry! We have found some other fabulous festive substitutions that are just as sexy.
Peek a boo Glitter Wreaths

If you really had your heart set on adorning your nips with a festive wreath then have no fear! These customizable Peek A Boob green glitter wreath with red glitter bows covers by Pastease are hand made in the USA of durable no mess glitter pleather material that forms to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples, and best of all still in stock on Amazon! Two day shipping anyone?
Festive Penis Warmers

Don’t be a Grinch just because you don’t have boobs! There are festive body ornaments out there for the fellows too! Take this crochet Grinch thong penis warmer. Not only is it cute and festive, but how fun will it be to convince your partner to try to get its heart to grow 3 sizes every day? You can find this one here so you can deck the halls while she tickles your balls!
We hope your holiday shopping begins with a bang!




