No matter how you look at it, sex is a gift. It has the ability to ease tension and relax the nerves, among other things. Now I don’t know about you, but no matter how much I love sex, there comes a time when it becomes a little predictable. The same old position, in the same place, and at the same time of day; I know, sounds hot right? Didn’t think so. Chores are chores for a reason; it’s time to take sex off that list of monotonous things to do.
Now brace yourself, because I am about to say some things that might just put your sex life into overdrive. It’s time to take sex out of the bedroom. Pump those brakes! I’m not just talking about moving to the living room couch or kitchen counter; although those are fun, I’m proposing some covert humping in a semi-public place. Vroom Vroom…that’s right, it’s time to shift into high gear and whip that car out for a little more than an afternoon drive. Don’t take my word for it, try out some of this heart pounding muscle flexing sex for yourself.
Wondering which car is best to kick it back to those heady teenage days when sex seemed forbidden? We’ve compiled a list to make it easy for you. If you are thinking of only exotic cars or very expensive ones, you are going to be shocked with some of the choices here. Just don’t forget to throw a towel down for a quick clean up before you drop that sex mobile back to enterprise.
Buick Roadmaster Estate
This is the last of the giant American wagons. The Buick Roadmaster Estate is built with enough room in the back to allow for some horizontal polka without any adjustments needing to be made to your normal routine. The best sex position here would be The Belly Flop. If you’re a bit of a cougar hunter this is a perfect classic to lay that pelt in.
Volkswagen Type 2 “Microbus”
This car has enough space and is perfect for group sex, as anyone who owned one of these in the 1960’s would tell you with nostalgia. This van will allow you go Fahrvergnügen with your partner and enjoy some free love without the constraints of limited headroom. The best sex position in this shagging waggon would be the Reverse Cowgirl. Want to kick it up another notch? Throw in a little role play add a wig and mini skirt to your Velma and let her unmask your mystery.
Maybach 62 S
Exotic and luxurious, the limited-edition Maybach 62 S is said to be the most luxurious car Mercedes has made. Its the perfect car for a night out with everything you need: privacy shield, three-place rear bench seat, fridge, electric sliding fabric curtains, ventilated seats, perfume diffuser, and a pair of champagne flutes. Most ladies would give anything to get laid in this car. The best sex position for this car would be The Lazy (Rich) Man.
The Wienermobile
This large roomed vehicle has got plenty of space for “you know what”. Also, it is perpetually filled with college seniors so you know it’s just gonna happen. The best sex position for this vehicle is the Doggy Style. I bet if you are a fan of this sex style you are already daydreaming. Dream on!
Aston Martin DB5 Shooting Brake
If you are a fan of James Bond’s movie; as I am; then you know that his notorious playmate almost always drives an Aston Martin. However, the DB5 coupe that Bond drives is notoriously limited in terms of its potential as a sex carriage. It also comes with the risk of inadvertently hitting the ejector seat without warning. However, this is made up for by the sultry coupe rear storage area. The Dirty Dangle is the best sex position for this car.
Honda Element
The rear of the Honda Element essentially turns into the bed as the rear seats folds down flat, allowing the small car to swallow a big load. The interior is also carpet-free, meaning you can just hose it off after getting down-and-dirty. The Cosmo Cat is the perfect sex position for this car.
Crown Victoria
The crown vic is a car that comes with a soft, rear bench seat; the last of the body-on-frame sedans, which weren’t popular for saving gas but were ideal for providing enough space for knocking boots. Because it also looks like a police car, you can be sure that no-one is going to bother you; giving you time to have all the fun that you can. The best sex position that is perfect for this style is Angle 69.
Popemobile
If you are an extreme exhibitionist, or someone just hoping to have the best original sin to confess, having sex in the Popemobile is hard to top. This car features a large glass box in which to get-it-on. It’s also comes bullet-proofed, and could come handy, especially if the Swiss Guard catches you on your knees in the Pontiff’s ride. The perfect sex position suggested here is the traditional good old Missionary Style; the most popular sex position in the world.
Chevrolet El Camino
This is the last car on the list. This car smells of business upfront and some frolicking party in the back. Having sex under the stars is always on tap for most men especially when you’re rocking a woman named Juliet in the back of an El Camino. The perfect sex style would be Reach For The Heavens.
If your vehicle didn’t quite make the cut, don’t worry, just leave us a comment with your make, model, and position and maybe you’ll find your ride on lap 2. Hope you enjoyed the ride, and always remember to turn the car off to avoid making this a final joy trip.
You know what they say, “if the car is a rocking…don’t come a knocking!”
