With things shut down we have learned to love the entertainment potential social media provides. If you are missing hanging out with your friends and spilling the tea on all your recent sexual escapades, these celebrity stories may help get you through.

Bathroom Selfies

 

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This is not what our quarantine looks like (we’re mostly in sweats and hoodies) but since I posted this during my q&a why not post it here? This was about 6 months after we got married, summer ‘18. ?

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It does not look like Emily Ratajkowski has fallen victim to the quarantine 15 if this sexy photo of her and her hubby is anything to go by. Then again, it is an old photo so who knows?

Netflix and Social Distance

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The Beckhams are social distancing in their country house in the Cotswolds, except Brooklyn, who is in the US. He and his girlfriend Nicola Petz are also social distancing, but in California – baking, cutting hair and taking lots of photos. 21 year old Brooklyn is completely in love and if the pictures are anything to go by he and Nicola probably need their own space to, um, “watch Netflix.”

Big Dick Energy

Ariana Grande told the world that SNL star Pete Davidson has 10 inches of Big Dick Energy and the world cried memes of joy. Big Dick Energy is less about an absolutely honking physical peen and more about the air of confidence a large penis brings. But thanks to her tweet we can all picture Davidsons massive cock.

Mile High Award

Chrissy Teigen and John Legend are card-carrying members of the Mile High Club. “We were on our way to Thailand to see my parents, flying commercial first-class,” she recalled. “We were under a blanket. We weren’t even in one of those pod things. I feel like we should get a trophy for that.”

Love Hurts

Armie Hammer recalled a particularly unnerving bedroom experience with an ex. She tried something a little, let’s say, unconventional while the two were having sex — stabbing him. “She was like, ‘True love leaves scars. You don’t have any, and then she tried to stab me with a butcher knife. Of course, I promptly broke up with her … seven months later.”