So we’ve all had or known someone who has had a run in with the police. A ticket, a loud party, or even a small scuffle. However, in some places there are some very interesting, to say the least, laws that mandate just what you can and can’t do behind closed doors. So if you plan on taking a trip anytime soon, take a quick look at this list of crazy sex laws to make sure you don’t end up somewhere that you can’t even sleep in the nude, or you’ll end up in handcuffs, and we don’t mean the pink fuzzy ones.
Are you a boob man? Despite all those itty bitty bikinis, Florida is not the place for you! Men are not allowed to kiss their wives breasts in Florida.
Ever wish you could insist your man brush his teeth before he kisses you? Alexandria, Minnesota, is the place for you! No man is allowed to make love to his wife with funky breath, and if she says go brush ‘em the law says he’s gotta do it!
If you are a virgin in the state of Washington you should move. It is against the law to have sex with a virgin, even after you’re married.
Don’t move to Cali, Colombia, though. Mothers in Cali are required to watch their daughters get it on on their wedding night. I’m all for a little voyeurism, but that’s taking it a little too far.
Going on a honeymoon or sexy get away? Think twice before booking a hotel in China. Women are prohibited from walking around a hotel room in the nude.
If you think that’s ridiculous then stay far away from the hotels in Hastings, Nebraska! No couple may sleep together in the nude there, even if they are married. If you want to have sex while staying there the hotel is required to provide you with a clean and pressed night shirt to do your business in.
Speaking of walking around in the buff. If you live in Oxford, Ohio, make sure when you’re taking off your clothes you aren’t standing in front of a man’s picture. A picture may speak a thousand words, but I never knew it could call the cops on you.
