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Sneaking in Discreet Sex

Sneaking in Discreet Sex

having sneaky sex during holidays

The holiday season is here, and with it comes visits to family and friends. With all the travel and gatherings it may be hard to find time to keep things intimate. We’ve got some tips to help you successfully stow away with your partner for some sneaky spirited sex for when your libido just can’t be denied.

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Keep your sex drive in mind when selecting your outfit for your family functions. Skirts and dresses are great for sneaking in a quickie. Skinny jeans and leggings take time to pull on and off. The quicker clothes can be pulled out of the way the better, especially if your absence is likely to be noticed.

Keep it simple

Keep sex simple

Stolen moments in your parents’ house are not the ideal time for brushing up on your Kama Sutra positions. Avoid experimentation and stick to the basics that you know work. Not only is it quitter to have sex in a standard position but if your parents still have the skeleton key to your bedroom it’s much easier to roll out of missionary than it is to untwist from the butter churner.

Clean up

Clean up after sex

Take a look around before you engage, make sure you have a basic idea of where things where so nothing looks too out of place when you leave. If you can procure a towel to lay down then do it! Just don’t forget you’ll also need a way to get it to the laundry after. If there’s a condom in the equation, pocket the wrapper as soon as possible, so it doesn’t get left behind and forgotten. Wipe that orgasmic aftermath up after you’re finished too.

The biggest tip to keep from getting caught is to just keep quite, and make sure you give each other a once over before returning to the function to make sure no ones shirts half tucked into their underwear.

 

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