We’ve all been there. A jaw droopingly sexy guy slides up next to you and asks to buy you a drink. Don’t drop the ball and find yourself stuttering over ordering a spritzer or they over used sex on the beach. Here are some yummy and appropriately named drinks to have on hand next time you want to subtly let him know what you would like to do with him at closing time.
Screaming Orgasm
Who wouldn’t love to end a night out with a screaming orgasm? This drink can be ordered as a drink or a shot. Its make with 1 ounce of vodka 1 1/2 ounces of Irish Cream and 1/2 ounce of coffee liqueur.
Deep Throat
If you’re not into vodka but everything else in a screaming orgasm sounds good then a deep throat is perfect for you. Its 1/2 ounce Irish cream 1/2 ounce coffee liqueur and topped off with whipped cream.
Tight Snatch
Let him wrap his mind around that while you’re sipping on this fruity cocktail made from crushed ice a shot of vodka a shot of peach schnapps and finished with orange and cranberry juice.
Royal Fuck
Let him know that you expect to be treated like the royalty you are with this drink. This tart treat is 2 parts Crown Royal 1 part sour apple pucker and 1 part cranberry juice.
Pop my Cherry
Don’t worry you don’t have to be a virgin to order this sexy drink or shot. Its simple and sweet cherry vodka triple sec and orange juice.
Don’t worry guys if you find yourself being the one offered the drink you can flip the script and order a “Sit on my face” or a “bend over Shirley” to keep things interesting. What is your favorite Exotic drink? If you have never ordered one trust us and try it! They are delicious and the dirty names are just so much fun to say.
