A southern woman recently tweeted this picture comparing her daughter’s vagina to Taylor Swift‘s vagina using ham sandwiches. We have no idea what Taylor’s vagina looks like; however, contrary to popular belief, sex does not cause your vagina to become loose.
Those spasms during and after intercourse are your vaginal muscles contracting as they go back into their original positions after sex. The yummy looking sandwiches got us thinking about all of the other foods out there that look like our favorite body parts to munch on.
Lime.
Lemon.
Blood orange.
Stephanie Sarley has had her Instagram account disabled three times for her art work. These are just a few of her finger licking good images of her sexualizing her snacks. Her videos have sparked a bit of a controversy. At least now we know why they say don’t play with your food. But we say, play on!
Sometimes Mother Nature herself is the artist. Forget peaches and cream, this orange is definitely looking good enough to eat. Two for the price of one, sure has my mouth watering. Just wondering if I should lick it, or just spread it open and go to town.
Carrots are good for your eyes, but if this was to scale our eyes would be bulging at that bulge. I bet juicing this carrot would fill a lot more that you bargained for.
Now that’s one hot pepper. One bite, and it’ll bring a whole new meaning to exploding in your mouth.
That is one XXX rated peach, we hope it was as juicy as it looks. Not sure if it’s already done, or just getting started. But it sure does get our juices flowing.
Well Happy Birthday to you! Those are some sweet nips. Can I have my cupcake in a D cup??
