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Everyday Items you should NOT use in the bedroom

Everyday Items you should NOT use in the bedroom

 

cucumber bad for sex

Wednesday we gave you some suggestions on common household objects that could be used to enhance your sex life. There are many more possibilities out there. However a few have come to our attention that you should absolutely not introduce into your sexual play.

Cucumbers

Cucumber No Good For Sex

While fresh produce is widely recognized as a great substitution for dildos, use them with caution. If you are using them straight out of the refrigerator there have been cases of the cold causing the muscles to seize up. Creating a vice grip of the veggie making it unable to be removed by the user. There is also a confirmed case of a woman dying during sex from chocking on a cucumber.

Shampoo bottles

Shampoo bottles not good for sex

If it has a lid that can come off chances are it will. Not only do you risk the contents stinging or damaging your sensitive parts. You also run the risk of needing a doctor to retrieve to container for you. Not sure you want to have to explain that “cleaning” gone wrong.

Vicks & Icy hot

Vicks & Icy hot not good for sex

Unlike the sensation oils and lubes designed to warm and tingle, Vicks, icy hot, and similar products are designed to stick to skin. They are intended to be absorbed over a period of time. So not only do these products burn, but they keep on burning. You make like your sexy time hot and steamy, but you won’t like it hot and icy and stingy!

Duct Tape

Duct Tape not good for sex

Duct tape is not a good replacement for bondage tape. It will burn and damage the skin. Especially if it is left on for any length of time. If you are out of bondage tape electrical tape is a better option than duct tape. There’s nothing worse than ripping off sensitive skin after a wonderful orgasm to really kill a mood.

If you are using household items it’s a good idea to always to a quick search to see if there are any horror stories involving them. Have you had any bad experiences with household items? Leave a comment below and let your fellow readers know!

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