As a professional sex worker I consider myself to be pretty sexually astute and very open minded. I’ve heard and seen just about every kind of kink, fetish or sexual fixation you can think of, but recently I learned about a rare fetish that I’m just having a hard time digesting, no pun intended, but read on and you’ll see why.
If you didn’t know, I’m kind of obsessed with fetishes and kinks, so I spend you don’t even want to know how much time on sex forums doing “research”. So it’s no surprise that I was naturally drawn to the “Weird Fetishes” discussion board on a certain sex forum. The trending topic was that of “Flatulence”. Yep, you heard me right! As in being farted on, or in orifices such as the mouth, face, ear, pussy, ass and so on ICK!
My first thought: This. Shit. Is. Nasty. Then I thought to myself I probably shouldn’t be too judgmental, what with all the kinks I got going on, but that’s another blog for another day. Curiosity got the best of me and I needed to know everything about this one, so I got online and did more research. I found a handful of forums, some Youtube videos, and a couple porn sites devoted to this fetish, but oddly no scientific or clinical research, so here’s the quick and dirty on what I found.
The proper paraphilic name is Eproctophilia, a subtype of olfactophilia, which you probably guessed is sexual arousal by smells or odors. Eproctophilia at its core is your run of the mill textbook fetish; it’s not harmful, nor does it pose any health risks for those who indulge.
Farters get off on the sense of relief from releasing gas on or into their partners; Fartees get off on the smell, but also on the soothing bursts of warmth and you know what I’m talking about if you’ve been farted on by accident! Flatulence fetishers also report an erotic “by product” of mouth farts is a “tingly” fizzing sensation on the tongue, sort of like eating pop rocks.
Eproctophilia is practiced mostly by straight men and couples, and is also linked with shit eating fetishes (Coprophilia a.k.a Scatophililia) and ass worshipping. This was no surprise to me, I would imagine that it’s a very, very, very slippery slope from shit eating to fart ingesting. Personally, I’d never let anyone fart on or in me, but I would entertain doing a fart session. I think I’d get a nice orgasm from making a disobedient slave ingest my lovely farts.
Me: “You want more farts in your mouth pig?”
Slave with nasty fart/ass breath: “Yes Mistress.”
That oughta teach em’, but then again that’s just me.
If you or someone you know is Farter or Fartee I’d love to hear from you. You can leave a comment here or come tell me all about it one on one.
