Have you ever noticed that women sometimes have different reactions when they orgasm? You may have done nothing different, but you can’t quite figure out what changed. Well here’s a little insight into the magical and sometimes mythical world of female orgasms. Specifically, a breakdown of some of the most common types of female orgasms you may never have known really existed.
The “is it over yet” fake orgasm
Unfortunately this is all too real for too many women, but not for a lack of trying. Relax guys, sometimes the girl is having an amazing time, but the elusive orgasm just doesn’t feel like showing up. In fact, some women have a hard time orgasming in general, even masturbating. However, there is always the chance that the sex just isn’t cutting it and she’s ready to get it over with. Either way, the best fake orgasms are the ones you really commit to. Don’t half ass it, remember, it’s only fake to you. So channel your inner Meg Ryan, and make that big O authentic! You never know, a good fake has been known to bring on the real thing.
The panache orgasm
Now this one isn’t quite a fake orgasm, but it’s a bit embellished. We all want the toe curling, back scratching, moan at the top of your lungs experience. Nevertheless, it doesn’t always end up that way. So if that orgasm seems to fizzle more than flame, add a little panache. His ego will thank you for it.
The “I have things to do” orgasm
We all love sex, and a good orgasm can be hard to come by. But let’s face it, when your favorite show is starting in 10 minutes, it’s time to go full throttle and get to the finish already. These orgasms are still good, sometimes even amazing, but they are more about getting off and getting done. Face it boys, not every girl wants to bask in the afterglow and cuddle every time, so move over and pass the remote.
The surprise orgasm
We’ve already covered that not all women have orgasms, almost ever. Especially from intercourse alone. Still, there comes a time when she’s laying there, expecting yet another no show on the orgasm frontier. Then, BAM! The stars align, and his cock is hitting just the right spot, and hello Mr. Orgasm! So glad you decided to show up, no matter how unforeseen you were. Got to say, chocolates are great, roses too, but there’s no surprise better than a surprise orgasm.
The flood gates opening orgasm
True story, sometimes it seems like your clit is connected to your tear ducts. There’s nothing wrong with it, or you. And there’s nothing for your partner to be alarmed of. It just means you had a very deep and meaningful orgasm that rocked you emotionally. Guys, this is a good thing. A very good, earth shattering thing. It may seem a little alarming to have her screaming your name one second, then bawling her eyes out the next. Just hand over the tissues and let her enjoy her release.
The sad orgasm
This doesn’t mean the orgasm made you sad. This is more along the lines of laughing so you won’t cry. When the going gets tough, the tough get cumming. Sometimes there’s nothing better to brighten up your mood, or turn a frown upside down than a good romp. You’ll at least forget your troubles for the time being.
The “I need to get some f**king sleep” orgasm
After you’ve finished your evening yoga and meditation, drank your warm milk, aka wine, and had a nice luxurious bath. Yet, hours later you are still up tossing and turning. What gives?! If you find yourself in this horrible situation, remember nothing will tire you out quite like chasing a good orgasm. It doesn’t matter if it’s a solo mission, or team effort, a nice hard orgasm will definitely put you to bed.
There you have it. If you have been wondering why she sounds and acts a little different some nights, it’s probably because she’s experiencing one of these orgasms instead of her usual mind blowing full body orgasm.
