It’s back to school time. Campuses across the country are filling with horny coeds. If you are struggling to find the right words to strike up a conversation with the hottie across the quad, here are some sexy, playful, and flirty icebreakers to get things started right. So grab your pen, ramp up that libido and pay attention, because class is in session.
I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What’s your number?
Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? (No) Well then, please start.
Guy: “Excuse me?” Girl: “Yea?” Guy: “Could you touch this?” (Holds out his sleeve) Girl: “Ok, why?” Guy: “Does that feel like boyfriend material to you?”
You look so familiar… did we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Al. Al who? Al give you a kiss if you open up the door!
Excuse me, but you dropped something back there… (What?) This conversation lets pick it up later tonight.
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Knock knock. Who’s there? De Niro. De Niro who? De Niro I am to you, the more I like you.
Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because of green eggs and… damn!
Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Egg. Egg who? Eggcited to get to know you.
You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
You must be a very important textbook passage because seeing you is the highlight of my day.
I was blinded by your beauty… I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
So when you’re at a loss for words and just need that edge to get her attention, try one of these and you’ll definitely be memorable.
