In honor of Friday the 13th we thought we would take you on a walk down memory lane and visit some of our favorite horror whores. What better way than with the serial killer spawned from sex drugs and …camping…who slashed his way into our hearts. With 12 movies in the franchise there are just so many spooktacular sex scenes to choose from, so we’ve narrowed it down to our favorite five.
Topping our list with a sex scene so graphic you can’t even find it on Youtube is from the 2009 remake of the original 1980 Friday the 13th. While remakes are usually hit or miss this one knocked it out of the park with the perfect mix of humor and graphic sex. How about that nipple placement?
Sex so good it could wake the dead. Literally…Jason Takes Manhattan opens with sex and murder in the first few seconds. Nothing like leaving out the foreplay and jumping right in.
With the futuristic edge and the throwback hologram girls, Jason X had a little something for everyone. Geeks and Freaks alike. Seeing crossdressing, collars, and golden nipple clamps outside of a bdsm movie was a nice change earning a spot on our top 5.
Nothing reminds us that if either partner can walk to the kitchen to make a sandwich after, that the sex wasn’t good enough, than in Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood. While they did have a bit of spunk to them they obviously needed to go a few more rounds in and then maybe they wouldn’t have both met their maker.
Whoever coined the phrase “sex while camping is fucking-in-tents” had no idea just how right they were. Jason Goes to Hell received mixed reviews but out of all the movies it definitely gave you the best bang for your buck with the tent scene. *WARNING* the clip is graphic
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