Every nerd needs a favorite sex toy! Just because Game of Thrones is coming to an end, doesn’t mean the game of moans has to. While the ending of the show is bound to leave a hole in the lives of those who grown to love it, there’s at least a long line of Game of Thrones merchandise to keep everyone happy. That’s right you can buy Game of Thrones Oreos, eyeshadow’s, sneakers, and sex toys! Thanks to the creative minds at Geeky Sex Toys, you can procure yourself a toy from their “Game of Moans” collection, because who doesn’t want to infuse some dragon play into their sex life?
The Night Kink
If you’re more a fan of ice not fire the night kink is chilling, silently waiting for you. We get it, sometimes the villain is the hottest character. We don’t know that’s necessarily the case with the Night King, but who are we to judge — zombie kings deserve love too, right? BONUS – It glows in the dark just like his eyes, so you can enjoy watching it disappear and reappear all of the long night.
Long Shaft
It’s name might not be as clever as “Longclaw” or “Widowswail” but you also cant pleasure yourself with real Valyrian steel either (ouch!) This is the next best thing! Made out of body-safe silicone and a resin handle, this insert-able replica of Jon Snow’s sword has a hard-acrylic core coated with silicone, which gives it a slightly squishy feel, but without being bendy.
Drodong
If the thought of getting it on with a dragon gets you hot then this 100% silicone Drogon dong is what you’ve been waiting for! It is dishwasher safe for quick and easy clean up of your dragon penis.
Duke’s Muzzle Masturbator
If that isn’t quite dragon enough for you how about this masturbator from Bad Dragon? if you’re someone who dreams of being blown by a dragon, then here you go! Also, Bad Dragon has some pretty out-there dildos too that are worth taking a look at.
Dragon Egg Gag
There are even accessories, in case your Khaleesi is a screamer this dragon egg ball gag will have you feeling like you’re getting topped by the Mother of Dragons herself. Basically, you’re fulfilling all of Jorah Mormont’s most intense fantasies, and really what better way is there to honor his memory?
