The sex toy market is growing, and with it our access to toys. From vending machines to printing our own out at home are options are quickly becoming limitless. So how do you know if it’s worth your money or if you should steer clear? We’ve taken a closer look at some of the newer options available right now and have come up with a basic guide for you.
The Good
Neigh Sayer Wearable
As the name suggests this is an equine furry’s dream. This 8 inch shaft penis sleeve can be used as an enhancer for him to wear or as a stroker, and also as a dildo for her. There’s something to be said for any toy that has 3 uses. With a little over 7 inch circumference to the head insertion may come with a bit of discomfort but that is to be expected with any equine toy. The medal ring halfway down the shaft adds a pleasant contrasting sensation. It is 100% platinum silicone and should be cared for as any other silicone toy however it does not have the sticky feeling of most toys nor any unpleasant material odor.
The Transformer
As its name suggests this toy can literally do it all. It is not only the first truly gender neutral toy available on the market, but it also completely removes the need to make a choice. You can twist and bend it to serve almost any purpose you desire. It is essentially a double ended dildo that can also be a rabbit vibrator, a cock ring, a butt plug, a prostate massager, if you can think it up chances are this innovated toy can do it. No more drawers full of his and hers and toys for every different desire.
The Bad
Just-In Beaver
Ok so technically he is 18. He also comes complete with two “love holes” but that’s about as far as the good goes. If you’re looking to alleviate some of your fever with this barely legal boy-toy the doll itself bares next to no resemblance to the actual star, and with a blow up penis instead of a dildo he will do nothing for the ladies out there. Your hand and imagination would do a better job.
The Pussy Pump
Thank you Kylie Jenner for coming up with the idea of suctioning females lips to make them bigger. The pussy pump also claims to heighten sensitivity. If you go for a higher end one that fits properly and doesn’t lose suction it will do as it suggests and cause enough suction to make your vulva swell, however there is no way to stop the suction from affecting your clit and urethra as well. This can make for some very uncomfortable sensations that can also last for a while after the swelling subsides.
The Ugly
Ovipositor
For those with an alien fetish this toy is perfect! It has two different base models and can be customized to come in almost any color you would like. Aside from the eggs occasionally getting stuck it functions exactly as the manufacture claims. However you do have to make your own eggs, and they create a bit of a mess.
The Vibrating Vomiting Mouth Stroker
While we understand that the idea of a girl gaging on a guy’s penis can be super attractive, the addition of realistic green chunky vomit pushes this from good over into ugly. Be careful with clean up that is not a pretty green.
Have you tried any new and unusual toys lately? Let us know and tell us how you liked them!
