…Seriously, don’t. 
Everyone has a closeted inner cosplay freak and what better time of year to let it out than Halloween? The one time of year when you can dress up as scandalous as you want, and take your roleplaying out of the bedroom in an acceptable way.
However, there’s nothing more embarrassing than missing the mark when you’re trying to be sexy. With Halloween quickly approaching, we thought we’d give you some serious Halloween costume fails to avoid. (However, if you’re looking for ideas on what to wear check out these sexy selections for her and for him.)
When trying to look sexy, wearing something that screams infectious disease is not the best choice. I don’t know about you, but trying to get my freak on while thinking about coughing up blood and oozing sores just doesn’t work.
No matter how good you look in yellow, avoid the hazmat suit.
Try Tweety Bird instead, the feathers can double as a tickler!
We all have beloved cartoon characters from our childhood, but dressing as Bert and Ernie, no matter how skimpy you make them, still comes off as two questionably gay dudes. 
Let’s all try and avoid Sesame Street this year; those puppets scare children enough, there’s no need to help them out.
This is one Elmo no one is tickling, and why does are there two heads?! Seriously, please leave the children’s characters to the kids this Halloween. There’s nothing more horrifying than, well… that!
Trying to turn your man on? Well there’s no surer way to do exactly the opposite of that than to emasculate him with the size of your own wiener. Leave the sausage in his pants and avoid pointing out his (possible) shortcomings.
Is that Jerry or Chuck E. Cheese… and what’s in his eye? Why is there a gold tooth? If you don’t even know what it is, chances are you shouldn’t wear it. Leave the cracked out mice alone, and try something more recognizable.
No, just no. Please, for the love of all women everywhere, avoid feminine hygiene products! This is not a joke, there is no way you will be getting laid wearing that.
And here I thought the feminine hygiene product was as bad as it gets. I guess I was wrong. The one thing worse is being the actual vagina. There is no dick in the world big enough, and I doubt any will be willing to try.
