As we’ve said before, there is so much more to a dick than just its size. Just like a finger print every penis has a different look, feel, and—yes—behavior. Lets take a second to look at a few of the most common types of schlongs.
The chia pet.
This guy is deceiving, at first it seems small but with a little attention it will grow and grow. Sometimes as much as 2 to 3 times its flaccid size.
The eye magnet
We’ve all seen them…the wonder how they got it in those pants, how big is it when its hard, cant take your eyes off of it man muscle. It leaves you wondering what it must be like hard. Trust us ladies you’re already looking at it. While these unbelievably larger than life danglers seem like they would have so much more to offer more often than not you’re already looking at all there is to them.
The Chode
This short and fat guy is very deceiving. This is most certainly one of the instances where length doesn’t matter. If the guy behind the chode knows what he’s doing this penis type can fill you to the brim leaving no part of your vagina lacking attention…just have lots of lube on hand.
The mushroom
You may have more fun bouncing on the mushrooms in Mario. This type of penis is good for touching all the vaginal walls, and that’s about it. If you happen to have this type of penis our best advice is to master the shallow thrust for maximum friction.
The Pencil
Pencil dick didn’t become an insult by accident. Guys featuring this perfectly straight long thin penis may think they are blessed with their size, however having your cervix poked can be unpleasant and painful and unless you have a very thin walled vag the friction needed for internal pleasure is seriously lacking. Be careful attempting anal with these guys too or you’ll discover a whole new meaning to having a stick up your ass.
The snake
These guys are the epitome of looks can be deceiving. These curved penises are perfect for hitting all the right places. What they lack in appearance they defiantly make up for in sensation.
No matter the shape or size remember there’s more to a penis then just its appearance. Learning how to make the most out of what you’ve got is essential to a happy healthy sex life.
