It seems every year carved pumpkin creations get crazier and more elaborate. Especially now that Pinterest has DIYs for EVERYTHING. So we have scoured the deepest darkest corners of the World Wide Web to bring you some of the most inappropriate pumpkins we have ever seen. We’ve even included a few patterns for you to print out and enjoy. So warm up your latte, and relax while you enjoy these hot Halloween pumpkins.
Jeeper’s creepers that looks like some rewarding carving. I don’t know about you, but that would sure light me up from the inside too.
Second on our list, forget pumpkin spice. This is one spicy pumpkin! It sure gets the creative juices flowing, maybe some other juices flowing too.
It’s obvious what they were going for here. However the execution is leaving a little something to be desired. Perhaps you can do better yourself. We even have a template to help you get started. So try your hand at an Eiffel tower, oh and the pumpkin carving of it too.
Someone made it rain on that booty. Not sure if this is a trick or a treat, but at least this pumpkin is working to pay itself off. Drop a dollar if you support single pumpkins too!
That is one glowing gaping hole. Even for a pumpkin, I’m pretty impressed. Sure makes you want to fill it.
50 shades of orange. Welcome to my world pumpkin lovers! Now count with me….
Doing it pumpkin style could totally be a new thing, so pay attention while you’re going at this one.
This is one seriously realistic carving. Yours may not come out this good, but we all need something to strive for.
Shut your filthy pie hole. Literally. I wondered why my ball gag always tasted like pumpkin.
Face down ass up that’s the way we like to carve.
Finally it wouldn’t be a fulfilling list of pervy pumpkins without a happy ending. Mind the seeds!
There are some seriously sexy ways to spice up this old tradition, so grab your saws and get to carving. We would love to see all of your pornkins! So please share them with us in the comments here or on facebook!
