It’s not what it looks like!

November 3, 2014

I don’t know about you, but I’ve definitely been caught in a compromising moment or two where I’ve yelped, “It’s not what it looks like!” in sheer desperation, hoping that someone would believe me. So let’s have some fun and see how many of these deceptively risqué pictures you can decipher. Good luck, and may your dirty minds run wild!

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Close your legs!

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No, seriously I can see your toes!

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Spread ‘em girl!

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Not quite the leather and lace you were thinking? Maybe you’ll do better on this next one.

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MMM bring that body a little closer…

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On second thought maybe I don’t want my nose that close!

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Booiiinnnggg!

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Well that fell a little flat.

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Is that a…?

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Yep! It’s a dicktater.

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Head and shoulders knees and…

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Or just an arm.

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Ever seen one that big?

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Me neither! Alright little piggy’s how many did you get right?

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