Welcome back to our master sexting series! Everyone knows winning wouldn’t be as sweet if there weren’t failures first. Sometimes those failures can be even more amusing than the victories. So today we are taking a moment to appreciate some glorious attempts at hookups…gone wrong.
Smashed
At least this lady was straight to the point. The punctuation was a cheery touch!
Sometimes being wrong can be right
We think Katie had someone particular in mind. This was not that guy.
Ask a question get an answer
This couple appears to have checked out our Thanksgiving blog at some point. We recognize that line. Or… attempt at the line.
Finger licking good
We don’t think she understood what flavors of her’s he was sampling.
The new DTF
She just wants a lover, not a fighter.
Just back away slowly
Nobody knew what was going on here. Who is Tina? Who is Jeff? The world may never know.
Priceless
We guess she wasn’t worth the price tag.
Package Deal
Come on girl, throw him a bone.
Swerve
Poor Todd. He just wanted a friend. This is cold. You can give us a call Todd take your pick of any of our lovely ladies.
Grammar is sexy
Last we have, a grammar fail that decided this guy’s fate.
We will see you next week for more sexting fun!
