Sexting can be great, and sometimes even when its bad it is at least worth a laugh. However, sometimes people fail spectacularly. Lucky for us those over the top fails often end up being shared so we are able to learn from their mistakes.
Shark Week
The shark week excuse really only works in person, seriously if you’re sexting there is no need to mention the gore going down.
Minute Man
It’s one thing to skip foreplay in real life, it’s an entirely different being to be so obviously a minute man even your sexting becomes illegible by the second text…to your cleaning lady.
Dick Vid
Unsolicited dick pics are bad, this guy decided to give it an old “hold my beer go” anyway and stepped it up to a video. Unfortunately, that was not received any better than a picture would have been.
Dad Jokes
Being coy can be enduring, however there is a point where being coy during sexting slides right over into dad joke territory. If you are going to play hard to get, make sure they still want to get you after your sexting ends.
Setting the Scene
Being descriptive during sexting is great, however, not about the setting of the room. Leave this part up to their imagination and fantasies. You can have as many candles going in your mind as you want, but you don’t need to mention them to your sexting buddy unless you’re dripping wax on them from one.
Plagiarizing
It is totally okay to do some research to enhance your sexting sessions, but you should probably change a few words around so that it isn’t the top google result if they decide to double check your sexting skills.
We will see you next week for more tips and tricks to help you master sexting.
