Mondays are all about mastering your sexting game, but what if you already have. What about those of you who have locked down a permanent long term partner? That doesn’t have to mean sexting is off the table, in fact it means you can have even more fun with it. In a newer relationship there’s a fine line between being so dirty that you come across as creepy and just dirty enough to grab their attention. In an established relationship you can shoot your shot and even if it’s a miss you don’t have to worry.
Roses are red, quarantine life is shitty. The only thing that’ll make me happy, is a picture of your titty.
Let’s pretend I’m the titanic and you’re the ocean, I’ll go down on you.
My dick is so polite, it stands up so you can sit down.
Your legs are like an Oreo because I wanna split them apart and eat everything in between.
There are 14 billion legs in the world., but I only want to be in between yours!
Fuck me if I’m wrong, but you want to fuck me, right?
So how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled, or fertilized?
I was going to call you beautiful, but beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside you yet today.
Want to go back to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
That dress is very becoming on you, but if I were on you I’d be coming to.
Hey, you ever had your belly button tickled from the inside?
Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.
We will see you next week for more tips and tricks to help you master sexting!
