Every Monday is dedicated to expanding your sexting exploits. However, we would be remis to not mention what to avoid every now and then. Top of every woman’s list is the unsolicited dick pic. Trust us, when they want to see it they will let you know. However, when they don’t, they are sure to let everyone around them know they didn’t. We have collected some of the strangest dick pic stories that have been shared across the web.
Dick Turds
“If they’re standing over the open toilet. It’s like they were about to take a piss but had morning wood and…what, thought it was a good idea to share? Ugh. I call those “dick turds” by the way, that’s what they look like to me.” Shared by zugzwang_03
3 Eyed Monster
“I put googly eyes on it and took a picture. I showed more people than I should have.” Shared by Brett
Not Measuring Up Dick
“my bff got a dick pic of this guy she was talking to once; his dick was accompanied by a tape measure. lemme tell you that it was not even tape measure worthy…we now take pictures with tape measures whenever possible.” Shared by wayneunser
Unsolicited Dick’s Dick
“One time a dude sent me a dick pic but he used the mirror filter so that it looked like a dick was growing out of a dick. That was odd.” Shared by pinkpixy.
Snap Crackle Pop Dick
“I once got a dickvid of a guy popping/cracking their penis.” Shared by nicoleluvzya
Un-breakup Revenge Dick
“I once had been kik messaging with a guy I’d met online for a couple of days, when he asked if I’d be his girlfriend. I replied that I wasn’t ready after two days, after which he continued to pester me. I then started ignoring his messages, as it had become clear that he wouldn’t accept even the nicest way of saying ‘no.’ A week after I last talked to him, the asshole sends me a close-up video of him jerking off, which I unfortunately ended up receiving while out for a nice dinner with my parents. At least I made the right call not to open it then.” Shared by salomeveil
We will see you next week for more tips and tricks to help you master sexting.
