Welcome back to our Master Sexting Series chalked full of scripts and tips to help spice up your sext life! You will miss one hundred percent of the chances you don’t take. It is absolutely okay to swing and miss. Don’t worry if you do strike out, you aren’t alone. Plus, we’re pretty sure if you’ve been following along with our Master Sexting Series you would never send something like “I’d love to eat a scoop of ice cream from between your butt cheeks.” So here are a few examples of some seriously awkward sexts to make you feel better about your most unsuccessful conquests.
It takes a boatload of confidence to initiate a potentially embarrassing conversation, and a creative mind to keep it interesting. So even if you started off great and then things got uncomfortable just keep at it, you will get better.
Between texting the wrong person and the smartphones always wrong autocorrect function, it’s amazing that anyone sexts successfully these days. So, if you get it right even 50% of the time you are doing great!
There are a lot of people out there really into role playing, unfortunately sometimes fetishes slip out on accident. If it happens to you just roll with it.
Pick up lines can work like a charm when mixed with the right amount of cheesiness and humor, however to much of either one will blow up in your face.
Still need more to help you get back out there and try again? There is no way anything you’ve ever said could be as bad as these next ones!
Flattery can get you lots of places, flatulence flattery is just weird. If you are going to compliment a girl, go for her hair, or her eyes. Not her farts and her teeth. If teeth really are your thing, maybe try substituting “smile” for “teeth.”
We will see you next week for more tips and tricks to help you master sexting.
