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Menage a Moi – Why You Should Masturbate

Menage a Moi – Why You Should Masturbate

We all love a great night of sex with our partners, but we often forget how great night of sex with ourselves can be. That’s right, we’re talking about why you should masturbate. Not buying it? Of course you are. But if you really need an excuse to take yourself to O-town tonight, here are a few reasons to lock the door, grab the tissues, and give yourself a hand.

1. Don’t ask permission

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Single? Does your partner have a headache, gas, a long day at work? Well who needs them anyway? You don’t have to ask yourself for permission or spend the time it takes to get yourself in the mood.

2. Get adventurous

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Feel like trying out a new toy or playing out that kinky fetish or guilty pleasure? Well there’s no one to judge you or stop you from testing out the latest and craziest sex toys on your own. Bonus feature: you can’t hurt your own feelings when you decide to spice things up!

3. Take your time… or don’t!

There’s no need to worry about how long you’re lasting. Self-pleasure is always the exact amount of time you want it to be. Feel like trying to bust one out before the commercial is over, or would you rather lay back and enjoy a long trip to pleasure town? There’s nothing stopping you either way, so masturbate away!

4. Be selfish

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When it’s time to play solo, there’s no need to worry about making someone else climax. Yes, it is all about you when you masturbate and it is perfectly fine to be selfish!

5. It’s virtually risk free

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I’m not sure about you, but I’ve never woken up after a fun night of muffin-buffin and regretted what happened the night before. When you masturbate, there’s no messy emotional conflicts, regrets, and no need to worry about birth control!

6. What happens next is up to you

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Feel like curling up with some junk food and popping in the latest chick-flick, or does passing out immediately sound more like you? No matter what you prefer, your after sex rituals won’t be interrupted or criticized.

When all is said and done, who knows how to get you off better than you? No one, that’s who. Not only that, but masturbating can teach you more about what gets you off so that you can communicate your wants and needs better when you do happen to be with a partner. So relax, lube up, and enjoy your body however you want! Happy masturbating!

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