Baby, pumpkin, sugar lips, I’m sure within your dating tenure you have come across and used a bunch of cutesy pet names for your significant other. They can range from sexy terms of endearment to the downright embarrassing. Either way, we all use them, but what about those of us who don’t have a significant other? Are we to not only be alone, but have no one and nothing to call silly names? Well, if you’re anything like me, you have a few fun toys of your own stashed away for those lonely nights. Whether you’re single or just love your sex toys that much, naming them is a natural instinct. You don’t have to worry about fessing up to anything just yet, but here are a few of our favorite pet names for sex toys. So kick back, relax, and remember, you are not the only one out there, and here’s the proof.
Mr. Dependable. Now there’s a name that will never let you down. If there’s anything you can depend on to bring you to a pleasurable orgasms after a long hard day, it’s your vibrator. So naturally, honoring it with such a prestigious name is only right, accept, of course, if the batteries run out.
B.O.B (Battery Operated Boyfriend). Now there’s a straight forward way to get right to the point. Might as well embrace singlehood and enjoy a boyfriend who not only brings you to climax every time, but won’t argue with you or ignore you. When BOB is your one, consider the job done!
Friend. Now there’s a way to take friends with benefits to a whole new level. You’ve got a friend in me, literally.
Enrique. One way to fulfill your desire for a hot foreign affair when you can’t afford the plane ticket, just name your dildo after the lover of your dreams.
The Intimidator. Be careful when you order your toys online, and always make sure to check the size before you buy. Or you too might just end up with an intimidator of your own.
