The biggest date day of the year is upon us. If you’re single chances are you’ll be out looking for someone to spend the night….cuddling 😉 with. Let’s take a second to freshen up your pick up game to give you the best chance of lading yourself a vday date.
Unless you have a Thor bod chances are you have to put in a little effort to pick up a girl. Making a girl laugh endears you to her. It softens your rough edges, so you appear to be relatable and someone whom she wants to spend time. Once you find what cracks her up, it’ll be difficult for her to find what not to like about you. One of the easiest ways to make a girl laugh is the ever cheezy pick up line.
99% of what makes a pick up line successful is the delivery, the other 1% is the pickup line its self. We cant make you funny if you’re not, however if you are one of the lucky ones blessed with the ability to pull off the perfect delivery we’ve compiled a list of our favorite hilariously cheezy lines to help freshen up your material.
*Ask her for the time* 9:15? So today is January 1st, 2015, at 9:15 PM. Thanks! I just want to remember the exact moment I met the woman of my dreams.
Hey darlin’, you owe me a drink. (hopefully she will ask why) Because when I saw you I dropped mine.
Do you know what this shirt is made of? …Boyfriend material.
If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
What time do you get off? Can I watch?
If you were Christmas, then I would be the Grinch who stole you. (this one wont work much longer you’ll have to save it for next December)
Are you going to kiss me…or do I have to lie to my diary?
I was feeling a little off today. Thankfully you came along and turned me on!
Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.
You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.
We’d love to know if any of these worked for you, or if you have a favorite not listed here leave us a comment and let us know.
