We all know that orgasms are great. We know that they are good for your health and your immune system. We know the more often you have an orgasm the easier it is to have them, and that there are numerous ways to bring someone to orgasm, but did you know they can make you go blind? Here’s a few things we bet you didn’t know about everyone’s favorite “O.”
Transient monocular vision loss…sounds fancy right? It translates to “I just came so hard I went blind.” It’s normally caused by muscles contracting around the blood vessels (kind of like the cause of ED.) However if you have a history of heart problems it can indicate something more serious, so either way no matter how good the sex was if you go blind you should probable mention it to a doctor.
Le petit mort, one of the ways the French refer to orgasms. It translates to the little death because sex can quite literally kill you. Have you ever had a partner faint from coming? Well it can also cause heart failure and in very rare cases death. So next time your partner passes out after a round or two you may want to make sure they are still breathing. Talk about going out with a bang 😉
Have migraines, or cluster headaches and can’t decide between aspirin or ibuprofen? Fuck it! No literally, its been proven that in a majority of people even the most severe headaches can be cured but a good orgasm. It’s all about the endorphins so next time your partner says not tonight they have a headache, make sure they know you’ve got the cure.
We’ve heard it a million times he rolls over and goes to sleep and she wants to kick him out of bed. Turns out it may not be either of your faults after all. Orgasms can cause men’s brains to release chemicals that can cause them to be more tired than after thanksgiving turkey. While women’s brains on the other hand release hormones during sex that rapidly drop off post orgasm leading to a low that can cause depression and anger. Don’t worry though there’s a cure for both of you! Eat more carbs, seriously, its been proven to help.
Orgasms can make you blind kill you and cure you. No matter what happens after them they are still so worth it. Just remember next time in stead of smothering him with a pillow while he sleeps, reconsider making a him a sandwich, once you can see to find your way to the kitchen.
