Thought you knew all there was to know about the love muscle? We’ll we’ve got some, interesting and disturbing information about penises that will blow your mind.
Kellogg’s Corn flakes were created as ready to eat anti masturbatory morning meals. John Kellogg believed that what a man ate had a direct correlation to his penis and therefore his need to masturbate.
The next time she tells you, you don’t have enough blood for both heads, remind her that the order to cum comes from the spinal cord. That’s right boys, your brain has no parts in your orgasm.
When having sex in missionary position your sword is shaped more like a boomerang.
Napoleon’s penis was removed during his autopsy and was later sold for just under $3000. Unfortunately due to bad preservation it was rather shriveled and more like leather than a penis by the time it was put on display.
Catfish can swim up your penis and kill you. The Candiru which looks more like an eel than a catfish is known for swimming up men’s urethras and using its spines to anchor itself. It can cause hemorrhaging and has to be surgically removed. Gives being catfished a whole new meaning.
Mass hysteria inducing “penis-panic” is actually a possibility. Your penis can actually shrink if it isn’t used. However it will not actually disappear only lose 1 to 2 cm.
All penises started off as clitorises.
The word “testify” comes from ancient romans literally swearing on their testicales.
While humans are the only primates who don’t actually have bones in their boners, your penis can still break. (If you do break your penis seek immediate medical attention.)
Thought the tradition of eating penis’s died with the ancient rulers who started the tradition to absorb the previous kings holiness? Think again, there’s a restaurant called Guolizhuang that offers 30 different ways to eat “sausage”.
