We have all heard the cheeze pick up lines that are sure to get you friend zoned fast. So lets kick off summer vacation with some pick up lines that are sure to make sure they aren’t even close to thinking of you as just a funny friend.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. (What’s wrong with it?) It doesn’t have your number in it
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.
Just to be clear, we’re both heading for the same bed tonight, right?
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
The word of the day is legs. Let’s go back to your place and spread the word.
My d!ck’s been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?
I’ve just moved you to the top of my ‘to do’ list.
Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? (No) Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.
