It’s been two weeks since Niantic released Pokemon Go. If you haven’t downloaded it yet you should! Yes, it is a thing, and it doesn’t matter if you have an android or an iPhone you can now walk around and see these little pocket monsters in the real world thanks to the pps augmented reality option. Not to mention you can capture them, take over gyms, and enslave them to fight for you! Niantic has brought the 90s back in a big way. However if you’re sitting around waiting for the servers to work we have some Poké puns, sexual positions, and pictures you wont find while you are out scouring the town for the elusive Pikachu.
Turn on your charm with these perfectly Poké pickup lines!
Wow! That’s a nice pair of Jigglypuffs you have!
When I look at you baby, I don’t think of Luvdisc… I think of LickiLicky.
If my penis was a Metapod lets just say I would have maxed my defense.
I know it seems Farfetche’D but if I were to Beedrill your Ash, I’d probably Squirtle after two minutes.
Lets just say, when I’m finished with you, you’ll be cleaning Muk off your face.
I have a load just for you but you gotta catch it all…you’ll have to Swalot!
Can I get your info for my Pokedex?
When it comes to the bedroom I’m a real Machamp.
If you find yourself at a monument or statue buying supplies hopefully whoever you try these lines on has a sense of humor or they may not go over so well. If you had success with any of these lines here are some Pokemon positions and moves to try out when you get home.
And now for some pictures you wont find in Pokemon Go’s augmented reality.
Meowth.
We hope your servers are up and working again soon! In the mean time feel free to share your favorite dirty Pokemon jokes with us!
