Welcome to our Seriously Strange Sex Series. You ever feel like there are things about you or your sexy parts that are just too strange? Or maybe that fantasy of yours seems a little too out there to ever say out loud. Well have no fear, you are not alone. We all have a something we deem strange about ourselves or our sexual preferences. In this series we’re going to take a look at some of the crazier sides of sex and sexuality. So buckle up folks, things are about to get freeee-kaaaay! Today we’re talking about some of the strangest things that had to be removed from people’s rectums.
Playing Operation
When one man got a vibrator lodged in his rectum he decided to try and fetch it out himself. With a pair of salad tongs. Unfortunately the buzzer went off and the tongs got stuck too. Next time he’ll leave his rectal removal to the professionals.
One in the Chamber
A London World War 2 vet claims he was troubled with recurring hemorrhoids. He decided to use a live shell which required careful handling to push them back inside his rectum. One day he pushed to far lodging the artillery shill into his anus. A bomb squad was brought in to assist with its removal.
Impulsive
A 39 year old lawyer had to go to the ER to have a bottle of Impulse Body Spray he frequently used lodged into his glory hole. According to him while he did use it frequently he could normally dislodge it with his back scratcher. Were betting after this episode his wife bought new perfume.
Peanut butter Jelly Time
That’s right, you’re looking at a jar of peanut butter. Hopefully no one was allergic.
Rock Hard Rectum
Two men decided to try something a little more HARD core than useual. Using a funnel one man poured cement into the others anus. The quick dry cement turned into a mass that had to be surgically removed. Psst.- Boys, they make mold toys for that.
Hopefully these people found better options for their booty play! But if not science says they will mostly be okay. “For the vast majority of rectal foreign bodies, the prognosis is excellent. For foreign bodies that result in perforation of the rectal or colon wall, the prognosis is also good with the use of antibiotics and operative intervention. Deaths in patients with rectal foreign bodies are rare and are almost always the result of perforation with prolonged delay until presentation for care.”
