Welcome to our Seriously Strange Sex Series. You ever feel like there are things about you or your sexy parts that are just too strange? Or maybe that fantasy of yours seems a little too out there to ever say out loud. Well have no fear, you are not alone. We all have a something we deem strange about ourselves or our sexual preferences. In this series we’re going to take a look at some of the crazier sides of sex and sexuality. So buckle up folks, things are about to get freeee-kaaaay! Today we’re talking about some very different and off putting uses for sex toys. Do not try these at home!
The Subway Sex Toy Terrorizer
In early 2015 a New York City subway train took an unfortunate turn into crazy town. A seemingly pleasant passenger quickly made this train ride one to remember when he reached into his bag and pulled out a 14’’ long dildo. Afterwards, he wielded his mammoth of a sex toy like a perverted sword pointing it at random passengers and imitating graphic sex acts. Guess it was just another day on the NYC Subway.
She Might Have Crabs
Carolee Bildsten, a frequent dine and dash culprit at Joe’s Crab Shack, seemed to be up to her usual antics. Officers found her passed out drunk after being called for her unpaid bill. One awoken, she elicited the officers help back to her house in order to get her money to pay the bill. Once there she wielded her strap on dildo like a warrior and attempted to attack to officer. She was ultimately arrested and the officer was able to avoid being impaled. Talk about giving a new meaning to “we’ve got crabs.”
A Lesson Better Not Learned
A teacher at Encinal High School in Alameda, California found himself at the wrong end of a bad joke. In a joking manner, the teacher suggested that if his students could find and text a selfie with their parents sex toys, they could receive extra credit. Many parents did not find his joke to funny. Even though several students came to his defense, the teacher was relieved of his duties after an investigation into the incident. Not sure if any student actually followed through with the task, but finding out what kinks your parents are into is one traumatizing experience you just can’t come back from.
