Welcome to our Seriously Strange Sex Series. You ever feel like there are things about you or your sexy parts that are just too strange? Or maybe that fantasy of yours seems a little too out there to ever say out loud. Well have no fear, you are not alone. We all have a something we deem strange about ourselves or our sexual preferences. In this series we’re going to take a look at some of the crazier sides of sex and sexuality. So buckle up folks, things are about to get freeee-kaaaay! Today we’re talking about some of the strangest singles adds ever seen.
The Perfect Example
SF–28, All I want is someone who is perfect. Or as close as humanly possible. I consider myself the perfect woman. I’m smart, fun, witty, pretty, enthusiastic, the best cook, a great housekeeper, and an ideal citizen. Don’t believe me? See for yourself.
Aint Sayin He a Golddigger
54 man seeking woman who rich, attractive, honest, virtuous, and down-to-earth. Really, those last things aren’t important. Just be rich and I will love you. Am willing to sign a pre-nup.
A lot of Love to Give
My name is Willa, I am 35, divorced, attractive, and lonely. I am looking for a LTR with someone who is honest and conversational. I will be honest too. I hate kids, so don’t even bother me if you have them. I hate in-laws (bad experience so don’t expect me to love them. I hate cats, so get rid of it or don’t bother me. I hate sports, so if that is your thing, either bring your own television or find someone who likes them. I am curvy, 5’7″, brown hair, brown eyes, and have a great job.
Maybe she means Bicyclers?
62 widowed once, divorced twice. Looking for man 60-72 who looks 50-55. No long hair, facial hair, tattoos, piercings, kids, debts, serious health conditions, or mental disorders. Bikers prefered.
Aspiring Rapper
onions make me cry, so do boys who lie…i need some one who cares, not someone who stares. Thanks todd you broke my hart, and now we are apart. I can’t believe you cheated, my hart is deafeated. Im sexy and im hot, if your with someone who’s not, i need someone whose new, call me if its you. (19, bl hair, bl eyes, pretty, fun need someone who is not TODD. who better not call me.)
Hopefully these strange singles found their perfect match! See you next Saturday for some seriously strange loving!
