Welcome to our Seriously Strange Sex Series. If you’ve ever felt like there are things about you or your sexy parts that are just too strange… Or maybe that fantasy of yours seems a little too out there to ever say out loud. Well have no fear, you are not alone. We all have a something we deem strange about ourselves or our sexual preferences. In this series we’re going to take a look at some of the crazier sides of sex and sexuality. So buckle up folks, things are about to get freeee-kaaaay! Today we’re talking about some seriously strange sex technological advancements.
Oral Enhancer
You shouldn’t be surprised to hear there’s an app for that! Whether your goal is to enhance your skills, or just to strengthen your tongue muscles to prolong pleasuring your lady the Lick app is designed with you in mind. There are 3 modes. In the first you turn the light switch off and on, in the second you turn a pencil sharpener, and in the third freestyle mode you keep a ball bouncing. Finally a gaming app she won’t complain at you for playing.
Power Pumping
Forget about carrying around annoying battery packs. Thanks to the “Wankband” you can charge your iPhone from the power generated while you’re waking. The company’s slogan is “the first wearable tech that allows you to love the planet by loving yourself.” Who can complain about a little self-loving when it’s actually just you doing your part to save the earth?
Riding Dirty
While were being eco-friendly the Happy Ride is an excellent reason to start biking wherever you need to go. If you have been reluctant to add hitting the pedals to your workout routine perhaps this gadget will change your mind. The happy ride is a discrete gadget that simply slides over the seat of your bike and provides “vibration stimulation” while you ride. The attached control pocket allows the user to ride uninhibited while being pleasured at the same time.
Forget the Fitbit
If you enjoy tracking and sharing your workout statistics on social media then the SexFit is for you! This smart ring sits at the base of your penis, trapping blood for a better erection, but that’s not all it does. The SexFit is equipped with performance light indicators, an accelerometer, and Bluetooth module. This means your bump and grind stats will be sent to the companion app on your phone. You can compare your thrust per minutes and the amount of calories burned with your buddies. As an added bonus it also has a personal trainer vibration mode.
Hopefully something on this list of strange sex technology will help improve your sex life! See you next Saturday for some but seriously strange loving!
