Welcome to our Seriously Strange Sex Series. You ever feel like there are things about you or your sexy parts that are just too strange? Or maybe that fantasy of yours seems a little too out there to ever say out loud. Well have no fear, you are not alone. We all have a something we deem strange about ourselves or our sexual preferences. In this series we’re going to take a look at some of the crazier sides of sex and sexuality. So buckle up folks, things are about to get freeee-kaaaay! Today we’re talking about people who have used their sexual secretions for vengeance.
Unlucky 13
After the first time most people notice something funny they tend to investigate. That was not the case for two female workers at a Pennsylvania Proctor & Gamble paper factory. The two women brought their own lunches to work with them and stored them in the company’s communal fridge. On 13 different occasions the ladies noticed their yogurts had a strange taste and upon investigation noticed a small pin hole in the lid. Once they finally notified their supervisors the FBI was called in and hidden cameras where installed. The FBI’s investigation concluded that Joseph Bartorillo, a co-worker of the women, was injecting their yogurts with his semen. He did not know his victims and disclosed no motive for the injections… We guess he wanted to make sure they were getting enough protein. Bartorillo plead guilty and was sentenced to 2 years in prison.
Cup-o-Cutlip
In Youngstown Ohio John Cutlip was in charge of cooking his boss’s cup of soup. He decided to film his own cutthroat kitchen segment and sabotaged his boss’s lunch by ejaculating into it. Cutlip’s boss discovered the video after he left his Facebook account open on his workplace computer. The victim believes she had already consumed the soup before discovering the video. The 28 year old was indicted on charges of pandering obscenity and intimidating a victim, he plead guilty to the charges. We know they say you can add just about anything to a cup of ramen, however we don’t suggest trying this one at home.
Coffee with Extra Cream
In Minnesota flirting took a turn in an entirely new and disturbing direction. John Lind had a real hard-on for his co-worker, Pat Mass. In an interview with WTVR Pat said she noticed a bad taste in her coffee over a period of six months, however she hadn’t pieced things together until she caught Lind with a “deer in headlights” look while he was standing by her desk. Upon further investigation she noticed a strange odor coming from fluid on her desk, and her nearby coffee mug. That’s when it all came together. (haha sorry we had to.) Lind confessed to his crime, however since there was no sexual contact he couldn’t be prosecuted for a felony and was only charged with indecent exposure and lewd behavior.
If you’ve survived the semen attacks and have the stomach for it there’s more to look forward to next week. We hope to see you next Saturday for some seriously strange loving!
