Hurricanes are great for stirring things up, especially sexual tension. With Hurricane Irma approaching and Hurricane Jose close behind you may be wondering how to keep the storms brewing inside you from bursting loose. If you don’t want to end up like the Houston couple that was caught on camera having sex in the shelter after Hurricane Harvey then we have some safer alternatives for you to consider.
Phone sex
With forced evacuations and travel gridlocks people often ended up trapped miles from their significant others. What else is a faithful person going to do when they are all alone in the dark?
Skype sex
Make sure you’ve got your batteries fully charged so you can get some sexy time in before everyone’s laptop dies.
The girl next door
We’ve all been stuck in the elevator with a neighbor who was so hot you wanted to jump them right then and there. Don’t worry if you don’t end up trapped in the elevator together when the power goes out. What better excuse to go knocking on their door dressed in your best come and get me outfit? You were out of matches, right? Or were checking to see if their power was out, too?
Bored roommate sex
No strings attached, just two consenting adults that were trapped in an apartment together with no Internet access, television or light. Just make sure to set some clear boundaries before you get carnal so things don’t get messy after the storm has passed.
Taking things to the next level
Nothing like the threat of doom and destruction to bring two people together. Especially when you add in the low flickering light of all the candles lit once the power goes out, and the fact that you may as well use all the whipped cream in the fridge before it goes bad.
We hope you all stay safe, and satisfied out there over the weekend.
