If figuring out the finer points of sex is one of your resolutions for 2018 then we have got you covered in flowchart form (with a few pie charts and other graphics thrown in for good measure)!
Hopefully, these fornication flowcharts will help you familiarize yourself with the finer points of f*cking.
Drinking and Doing It
F*ck is a four letter word, but according to this flow chart once you hit four drinks you should probably reconsider indulging.
It is never okay to mix sex and selfies unless you’re sexting of course.
Sex and Spooning
It’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Avoid circulatory issues by switching out who is the big spoon. Or avoid the fiery needles of hell by changing arms before falling asleep.
Talk Dirty to Me
Well, that escalated quickly. Case and point anything can be sexy during dirty-talk, it’s all about the inflection.
Let’s Take This Outside
It’s always a great idea to be adventurous in your sexcapades. However, redundancy can take the magic out of it.
Sex vs. LTR
Practice makes perfect. Just remember not to let time slow you down, check out our blogs for great ways to spice things up even if you’ve been with your partner for decades.
Let’s Talk About Sex Baby
He may talk the talk, but make sure he can walk the walk. Just remember it’s foot-size, not mouth-size that hints about what’s below his belt.
Stop in the Name of …. the dog?
Lot’s of things can spoil your happy ending, so make sure to take a few minutes to check your surroundings, and keep snacks by your bed side.
X Marks the Spot
The elusive clitoris can be confounding. Believe it or not, women have more than one spot that can trigger an orgasm. Check out our blogs on them here for a better understanding of all the right buttons to push.
We hope these flow charts were fun and informative, if you still have questions feel free to leave us a comment below!
