If you have ever owned a lucky rabbit foot, picked up a penny just because it was on heads, or crossed your fingers when hoping for a desired outcome then this list is for you! With tomorrow being Friday the 13th we thought it might be a good time to cover some sex superstitions so you don’t add any extra bad juju to your bedroom tomorrow.
My what big lips you have.
So you thought the saying about the size of a man’s feet in relevance to his…shoes… Was the only one around to help you judge your partners secretes? It’s not. Many believe that the size of a woman’s mouth will indicate the size of her lips, no we don’t mean the ones on her face. Takes DSL to a whole new level. Before you ask, No doing the Kylie Jenner lip challenge and making your lips bigger will not change the size of your labia.
You are my sunshine
If you’re having sex with the intent of procreation then make sure to download a weather app. It’s believed that conceiving while its storming will cause the child to have a turbulent life. You should also make sure it’s not going to be sunny if you don’t want to run the risk of having an albino child. So basically only have sex on cloudy days or dry nights.
BJ Week
If she’s craving chocolates and curled up with a heating pad, then you should avoid intercourse. Superstitions suggests only two possible outcomes to this situation. 1 you will lose all your hair. 2 you will become infertile. So unless your heads as shiny as mister clean and you’re shooting duds you may want to stick to oral for a few days.
You’re so Vain
Got a mirror above your bed? You may want to consider taking it down. In Thailand people are warned against having mirrors anywhere in their bedroom. They believe that seeing yourself getting down and dirty will cause your mind to being obsessing over what an amazing sex god you are. This is only a problem if you don’t want to become a sex fiend. If going to pound town night and day is your idea of a good time then keep on looking you feisty fuckers.
Snake Eyes
Hitting the casino with your lucky charm on your arm? You may want to wait until after you’ve hit the jackpot to score. Having sex before gambling is believed to jinx your chances.
Stuck on You
No good will come from having sex on Good Friday. Lore says that anyone who does will literally be stuck to their partner for 24 hours, and you thought kissing with braces was awkward.
Two Left Feet
Do you avoid the dance floor because you are as graceful as a bull in a china shop? Then you should head to Colombia. Then “punishment” for a girl tripping a guy while doing the Chichimaya dance is…the dance partner then becomes their next sex partner.
If you are the superstitious type don’t worry about it you’re not alone. Even Lady Gaga admits to being superstitious in the sack. Do you have any bedroom superstitions or know of a crazy one not listed here? We would love to hear about them!
