We hope you had a happy Thanksgiving, and came out of black Friday victorious in all your shopping endeavors! It’s Saturday and you know what that means! Time for our Seriously Strange Sex Series. The series where we take a look at some of the crazier sides of sex and sexuality. In honor of all the leftovers most are still trying to get through this week, we’re going to have a look at some of the strangest foods that Reddit users have ever incorporated into their bedroom, and a few that are strangely sexual. So put down the strawberries and whipped cream and grab the Nutella, or have her make you a sandwich instead!
Sweet alternatives
Cleaning up the mess is half the fun just ask Diablo165: “Caramel icing from a bundt cake I made. i drizzled it on her (nowhere near her vagina), then licked her clean.” “Sometimes I fantasize about cake and icing” – Snarkycakes. Well Snarky, no one ever said you can’t have your cake and eat a girl out too! If you were looking for a sweet alternative that wasn’t quite so messy, but still sexy check out this twerking pudding tutorial.
Health Conscious
“In Russia we use beets. Very sturdy.” We wish Unusual_Request had elaborated a bit more on this. Perhaps he and Ysara should get together since they answered simply “Ranch dressing.” Maybe they are from the Midwest! “Fruit popsicles, but only the natural ones with no sugar. Friend told me about them, and I was hesitant, but holy crap was it fun.” One reddit user must have been very confused by the term snack, he incorporated an entire blooming onion.
What’s the strangest food you’ve ever added to foreplay? Did you enjoy it? We would love to know! We will see you next Saturday for some seriously strange loving!
