You’re hot. You’re horny. You’re having a hard time deciding on a movie to watch, a girl to call…. Lots of stuff is turning you on, but nothing is really gaining momentum.
Sounds like you could use some SEXTING!
Sexting is a great way to enhance your mood and explore erotic options. The best thing about sexting is ANYONE CAN DO IT! It’s a fun, easy way to flirt with different Talkers on your way to selecting someone to connect with. With sexting, you can juggle several “conversations” at once, until you find the right pace, the right tone — you’ll know it when you find it.
As always, try to keep some sense of control about yourself when you first start sexting. Exchange names, at least (they don’t have to be real ones), and attempt some form of a conversation. May we suggest:
10 SEXTING EXAMPLES, Openers
- What are you wearing?
- Are you alone?
- Want to play a game?
- I’ve got a sexy surprise for you!
- Do you like to be teased?
- I’m feeling adventurous, are you?
- Want to taste something delicious?
- I had a sexy dream last night, want to hear it?
- I’m dressing the perfect woman up in my mind, want to hear what you’re wearing?
- I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.
Once you’ve got a conversation going, you generally can relax and enjoy where your imaginations take you. Sometimes, though, as things heat up it gets challenging to think of things to say — if you’re not careful, you’ll wind up texting “oh yeah baby” back & forth until one of you gets bored & wanders off.
Don’t let this happen to you! Get familiar with some hot, handy sexts to keep up pace & excitement:
10 SEXTING EXAMPLES, Moving Things Along
- You know how to push the right buttons
- You are so mischievous!
- Just the thought makes me throb
- I am aching for more
- I can feel your hands all over my body
- I can’t stop picturing your (details)
- You are driving me crazy!
- My heart is pounding
- You feel so close I want to thrust!
- I’ve never felt this excited just from sexts before
So now you’re there, man! Go crazy, let it out — by all means, savor every sensation. But whatever you do, don’t let sexting get in the way of your enjoyment.
And don’t type your climax. Seriously, it’s hard not to laugh when someone types “I am cumming!” or “Here I go” or “Zowwwwiee!!” or tries to spell out their O-sounds (“Arrrrooooggggahhhhh!!” ).
Trust us, it never translates well. Don’t sweat it — no one expects you to type with your thumbs while your penis is pumping. May we suggest, instead, some descriptive “sweet nothings” for when it’s time to check out for your moment of bliss:
10 SEXTING EXAMPLES, Heat of the Moment
- Breathing harder, need to shift positions for takeoff
- Getting ready to shoot my load
- My nuts feel like they’re ready to burst
- You’ve got me so hot I can’t see straight
- I’m going to cum
- No way back now
- Brain… scrambling…
- Oh
- My
- God
- This feels too good to type much more
- <drops phone momentarily>
Of course, don’t leave your sext partner hanging! If they haven’t enjoyed their own little explosion, yet, the next thing you text should be “Now you!” followed by your best attempt at returning the favor.
Even if you’re paying for sexts? ESPECIALLY if you’re paying for sexts!
Sexting is a skill, and just like any skill, you’ll get better with practice. At pennies a pop, why wouldn’t you want to flex your sexual creativity with someone who’s probably heard it all, and can boost your phone play from amateur to expert?
At the very least, text some gratitude to your sexting partner for a wonderful time, and set the stage for an encore presentation:
10 SEXTING EXAMPLES, Aftermath
- Oh what you’ve done to me
- That. Was. Awesome.
- I’ll remember that one!
- From the bottom of my balls, thank you
- My heart is thudding, need to catch my breath
- Baby, you’re the best
- I feel like a teenager
- Wow I needed that
- Hope we can do this again soon
- Please for the love of god lets sext again soon
Consider yourself armed, now, with an arsenal of sexting examples to help carry you and your sexting partner from “Hello” to “Hell yeah.”
You’re welcome!
