We all get nostalgic around this time of year, remembering what it was like to send our Christmas letters to Santa in hopes of getting what we asked for. Well, we figured why stop now? I’m sure the big guy would love a sexy Christmas letter to spice up his holiday just as much as we would. So here’s what we asked Santa for this Christmas.
Dear Santa,
I know you must be rifling through the piles of letters from children all over the world, but I figured a quick letter about what I’d like to see under my tree would be a breath of fresh air. Some people may not think this is up your alley, but the way I see it, there’s no way anyone is that jolly all year round if they aren’t getting any on a regular basis. Something tells me you and Mrs. Clause are quite the kinky pair your selves, so here’s hoping you can put me and my wife on the naughty list for a different reason!
First off, we would love for you to put some naughty movies in our stockings. Something you think might get us hotter than any chimney you have ever had to shimmy down. We aren’t very picky, we love it all, so no need to skimp on the hard core action! If you need any help deciding, just look at our recent viewed history on hotmoviesforher.com, they have some great stuff.
To keep up in the holiday spirit, some mint or cinnamon flavored lube would be a fun stocking stuffer. I love nothing more than liking a tasty treat off my wife’s sexy body, as I’m sure you like to do with yours. Let’s face it, men like us like to eat, and my wife is the yummiest delight I can think of.
Next on the list would have to be the longest and thickest candy cane you have. Let’s not play coy; we both know it’s not for eating. So something you think my wife would enjoy sliding deep inside her would be lovely.
We could definitely use some new bondage gear. My wife just loves to be tied up and dominated, and with the right bonds, she could be my favorite gift to unwrap come Christmas morning. Don’t hold back on accessories either, a nice paddle or whip and I’ll have her ass redder than Rudolph’s nose.
Lastly, I would enjoy it if you left my wife some sexy new outfits to wear. Maybe a pair of knee high hooker boots with a matching skirt and fish nets. Or even a pair of crotchless panties so I can access her whenever I want without needing to remove them would be hot!
Thanks in advance for all the fun we’re going to have this Christmas when we unwrap those sexy gifts you’re bringing! If you’re anything like me, your velvet pants must be tenting right now thinking about all the naughty fun my wife and I are going to be having. I’ll leave you with that, so you can go ahead and sneak up on good old Mrs. Clause while she bakes your cookies and give her a nice stocking stuffer right now!
Just because I am an adult, doesn’t mean I don’t believe in you. Safe journey and we look forward to all the goodies!
Sincerely,
Your favorite Naughty Couple
