Leaving notes in your partner’s lunch box may be a thing of the past, but there are still ways to make sure that they know you want them while they are at work. Whether you leave a post it note for them to find, or send them as a suggestive sext at lunch time these one liners are sure to get a rise out of your significant other.
Your legs are like an Oreo. Want to open them up and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
Don’t ever change, unless it’s to get naked.
Enjoy what’s in this box, I’ll be looking forward to having you in mine later.
Drink up and save your energy, because I’m going to mount-and-do you later.
Guess what’s on tonight’s menu? Me-n-u
I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.
If you’re having a stressful day, I can help you unwind 😉
Drink your milk, and later I’ll do your body good!
Just call me Newt, because tonight I’m gonna show you what a Fantastic Beast can do in the sheets.
I love every bone in your body, especially mine.
Sorry for being a pain in your ass, will it make it up to you if I let you be a pain in mine?
This smoothie’s good, but your cum is better.
I can’t wait to spread your legs later, like I spread the Nutella on your sandwich this morning.
Hope you like ramen noodles, I know I’ll like when you’re rammin your noodle in me later.
Desert will be you, me, no clothes, and a bottle of whipped cream.
I packed you two deserts, don’t worry we will be working the calories off tonight.
Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?
Hopefully these sexts will spice up even the blandest lunch! We’d love to hear your best sexts leave us a comment to enjoy on our next break!
