Halloween parties, and horror movies are sure to be in your plans for this weekend. When things get spooky it’s a great time to keep your loved one closer. With these sexy suggestive statements and some bring back the dead good sex, sex positions. This article is sure to make sure you make the most out of this Halloween weekend.

Setting the mood

Before you move on to trying out these Halloween sex positions it’s important to set the mood. These are perfectly innocent things to say this season, that are sure to get your special someone’s mind in the gutter. So just slip them into conversation when the opportunities arise, and you’ll be sure to have other things rising.

I bobbed and bobbed, but couldn’t get my mouth around it!

So…What’d you get in the sack?

They’ll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you.

It was so filled and heavy, I had to use TWO hands!!

Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!!!

Just hop on that broomstick and ride it!

Those small suckers are gone in a few licks!

I got the best piece from that house.

Stick your hand in and guess what you’re feeling….

The Amorous Ghost

Drape yourselves in sheets and wail loudly as you rub your bodies against each other, unable to consummate your love just like real ghosts. (I assume, anyway. Ghosts probably can’t have sex, right? I’m Googling it and I can’t find anything.)

Bone the Skeleton

Standing up, have your partner penetrate you from behind. Bend at the waist and shake (or twerk) like you’re a skeleton with no muscles.

The Witch’s Broom

Have him plank between two chairs and ride him cowgirl style. Cackle as you see fit.

Double Double Bang in Bubbles

Find a Jacuzzi, have him sit on the bench, and straddle him cowgirl style. Turn on the jets and go to town. For extra spooky effect, add eye of newt

Sexy Frankenstein

Refuse to move or bend your knees and elbows while he penetrates you. It’s like being tied up, but self-inflicted. Kinky!

We hope you have a happy, and safe, Halloween weekend!