They say honesty is the best policy, but when it comes to relationships and sex, honesty can be scary. Let’s face it, we all have our dark dirty little sex fantasies that we just don’t think our partners would ever do without looking at us like we have three heads.
But after a certain amount of time in a good relationship, we get to a point where we’ve earned the kind of honesty that allows us to open up and talk about the things that we want. This is when the doors to our sexual encounters are blown wide open. Still think your freaky desires are just too far out there? Well fear no more, for they say there is someone out there for everyone, and if you want it, there’s no doubt there is someone else out there who wants the same thing. Still skeptical? Well here are a few of the weirder sex habits we’ve come across, so you don’t feel so alone.
Impressions. We all have a celebrity crush, and we’ve thought about what it would be like to have some hot and sweaty sexy time with them, but this takes role playing to a whole new level. If you have a free moment and want a good idea of what we’re talking about, check out the movie “Booty Call,” it has a great scene where Jamie Fox does some pretty memorable impressions during sex.
Bouncing. We don’t mean it in any traditional kind of way. There are people out there who enjoy having their partner bounce one of their boobs off the top of their head. Now that’s one way to have fun with boobs and keep sex interesting.
Licking. Once again, probably not what you’re thinking. Some couples have lick fights. Now I’m not exactly sure how you decide who wins or loses, but it must be fun to try. Hey remember when Chris brown licked that fans knee on stage….not that were saying he’s into some kinky shit or anything.
Grabbing. Instead of holding hands, some women just like to hold their man’s cock. Not in a hand job kind of way, just hold it. When they are hanging out in casual situations, they just slip there hand in their man’s pants and hold their penis. That’s one way to make sure your man is ready at a moment’s notice.
Hamsters. There are those who take role playing very seriously, and do things like pretend to be a hamster where the bed is their cage, and their man’s dick is the water spout. They do normal hamster stuff like scurry around and create nests in the pillows, but when it comes to time for a drink, they suck that spout dry.
Buttons. When their woman’s breasts are out, the man presses her nipples in like they are buttons on a very important machine. What happens after the buttons are activated? You’ll just have to use your imagination.
