Welcome back to Seriously Strange Sex! This week we have a special gift for you. We all know that adding sex toys to the bedroom can a sexual encounter to the next level. Ever felt like your Rabbit Vibe was a little strange? Well honey, you ain’t seen nothing yet. This week we are looking at some seriously strange sex toys.
Fantasy Football Stroker
It’s football season y’all! This toy gives “taking it up the hole” to a whole new level. This is one football you’ll want to be sure to play with off the field.
Unicorn Horn
If you’re an OITNB fan and wanted to give having sex with “a majestic unicorn” a shot to see what all the fuss is about this toy is perfect for you. Not only does it promise “the most magical orgasms” and a “fairy tale ending,” but it also has a suction cup end so you can truly mount it.
The Moby
If you like it large and in charge then this Master Cock is perfect for filling your….needs. Dubbed the “World’s Largest Dildo,” the Moby is nearly three feet tall and weighs more than 50 pounds. This massive member promises a whale of a good time.
Jackhammer Jesus Dildo
This toy takes loving the Lord to a whole new level. This toy will most defiantly bring you to your knees. For more information on what has to be one of the most politically incorrect sex toys on the market check out Divine Interventions for yourself. You and God’s relationship will be at a whole new level of intimacy.
So depending on how adventurous you may be, or if you just want to be in the spirit, there is definitely a toy out there for you. We will see you next Saturday for some seriously strange loving!
