You have made it through another week. What better way to start off your weekend than with some sex? This is our Seriously Strange Sex Series and this week we have a treat for you with some first-hand experiences of the strangest sexual encounters these people have ever had. So buckle up folks, things are about to get freeee-kaaaay!
Sound Check
“I hooked up with this very sweet guy, but after some pretty alright sex, he started talking about how he once had to have a catheter in, and how sexy it was, and how much he liked it, and then asked me if I knew what sounding was, and then pulled out a little case of sounding rods and a giant bottle of lube and asked me if I wanted to do it to him, or just watch. So I watched a guy sound his own urethra. It was not at all arousing but it was legitimately fascinating to see how it worked, and he seemed to really enjoy it. But that was the last time we hooked up because the idea of sticking a metal rod up a man’s penis makes my genitals worried.” – baby_armadillo
Rocked his World
“I was in a BDSM relationship with a fella and one night I was blindfolded, handcuffed, thighs chained together while we were full on going at it. He’d recently had brain surgery (VERY recently, like a couple months previous) and was still having some problems. Mid-thrust, he pulled out, said, “Hang on a minute, babe,” and proceeded to go into a grand mal seizure. Luckily — and this was unusual — my hands happened to be cuffed in front of me, so I was able to get the blindfold off to see why the hell he made that weird noise. Still cuffed and chained, I managed to get him rolled on to his side — thank god we were on the bed and he hadn’t rolled off. I couldn’t find the handcuff keys. I managed to get the chains off my legs and about that time he came back around. I asked him where the cuff keys were and he looked at me like he had no idea what any of those words meant. Then he noticed I had handcuffs on and in all sincerity, asked me who the hell had done that to me. I said, “Uhhh, you did, babe.” “BULLSHIT! You’re joking!” And then I got worried because he’d forgotten his own fetish. Finally, I found the cuff keys, and also his meds. Fed him his meds, stayed with him that night. He was up and ready to go to finish things up in about an hour. We still did It. Hands down, my weirdest sexual experience. I still chuckle about it sometimes.” – Dogzillas_Mom
Multitasking Sex
“I was probably about 18-19, and I went to a three-day heavy metal festival. Back then I was very into casual sex. I was a bit bored, since I was at the festival by myself, and was just sitting in front of my tent one evening. A guy walked by, and I asked him if he was DTF. Unsurprisingly, he was. So we got to it, with the protection of course, when my phone started ringing. It was my bang buddy from back home. So, I don’t remember how it happened, but I ended up having sex while also having phone sex at the same time. It was underwhelming.” – DestyNovalys
We will see you next week for some seriously strange loving!
